math week ten

A JOKE

Q: Why was six scared of seven? 
A: Because seven "ate" nine.

A JOKE

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

A JOKE

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.

JOKE OF THE DAY

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.